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I have the book.

Please do not read if you want to avoid spoilers!!!


I am so fucking glad that I no longer ship Dumbledore/McGonagall because the day I can write a guy with a dead hand as desirable or even non-icky is the day after I start liking corn-husk cocks. Seriously. No more Dumbledore shipping for me unless he gets that shit fixed.

Also, raspberry jam...ew.

Snape/Peter anyone?

I still have faith in Snape, but if he turns out to be bad, I'll start rooting for the DE side too. Nothing really matters to me but Snape.

Remus/Tonks shippers (gag! nastiest ship ever!) are going to fucking unbearable now that it can now be proven that Remus has in fact spoken directly to Tonks.

ETA: I'm fucking revolted. Remus, cut it off and pickle it. It's got to be better than sticking it in her.

Also, about Zabini... I wish I could smooch [info]mollymoon. She got that family righter than right. Oh, well. Sigh.
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From:[info]eslyssa
Date: July 16th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC)
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Heh. Heh. Heh.

That's all I'm saying.

Dumbledore/McGonagall? Hand or not...
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From:[info]aerynalexander
Date: July 17th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
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I ran a Yahoo! group for AD/MM for several years before getting fed up with het in general and cutting my losses.
From:[info]eleanor_zara
Date: July 16th, 2005 10:19 am (UTC)
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Dude, all I could picture in my head when I read about Dumbledore's hand was that guy from Scary Movie 2... The butler/cook guy who had that deformed hand and he kept licking his stubby fingers and running them through his greasy grey hair...

*shudder*

I kept waiting for Snape to ask Dumbledore sarcastically, "Would you like me to give you a hand?" Cruel, yes. But oh so damn funny.
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From:[info]aerynalexander
Date: July 17th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
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Eeewww!
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From:[info]dreagoddess
Date: July 16th, 2005 04:37 pm (UTC)
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*snickers* YOu think they're unbearable after the first 170 pages... ;)

And I still think Snape is on Harry's side.
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From:[info]aerynalexander
Date: July 17th, 2005 03:47 am (UTC)
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Ye gods, I hate that dirty cunt. This is possibly the worst travesty ever perpetrated in literature. As bad as Rosie Cotton. Ugh. I have never in my life been so thoroughly and completed disgusted by a work of fiction.

I agree 150% about Snape.
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From:[info]ajuxliapose
Date: July 17th, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)
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He still has his left hand. And a penis, and a tongue and lips, so don't give up yet.
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From:[info]aerynalexander
Date: July 17th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
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Erm...
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